David Sedaris Is As Awesome As Everyone Hoped

  • Rookie: Do you see a lot of teenagers at your shows?
  • David Sedaris: Yeah, I do, and I always have gifts for them because I’m always so honored that they come. If I run out of gifts, I give them money. A couple of years ago, I gave condoms to teenagers because I wanted something that was light and easy to pack. Perfect, right? And then I got a letter from a woman in Chicago who said, “I came with my daughter to see your show and she’s 15 and you gave her a condom and told her you didn’t want to be responsible for her losing her virginity so she could only use it for anal sex.” Yeah, that’s exactly what I said! I don’t know how she could’ve been offended by it. I mean, I was nice to her daughter.

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    from line, I was...still am totally fucking jealous of you. I need to go see
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    those teenagers....waited until 2 am at the book signing after one
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